SBAHackGateWatch Day 3: LEAVE US ALONE PLEASE

In case you haven't noticed, SBAHackGate related mail has been flooding our inboxes all day long, and, at this rate, it looks like there is no end in sight. (Truthfully though, it's not like our friends on the outside are emailing or calling us to hang out this weekend, so Dean N. E.'s emails make us feel somewhat liked...but not much).


Anyway, a summary of today's onslaught:



First:

From: Abraham Salcedo
To: xxxxxxxx@xxx.edu
Date: Friday - April 21, 2006 12:58 AM
Subject: Thoughts on Re-Election, LLMs and JAG

F.U. Law F'ed up. Also, Vote for me....again. Also, it's really hot in here. Oh, and I quote Ayn Rand.

Next:

From: Dean N.E.
To: Dean N.E.
Date: Friday - April 21, 2006 3:41 PM
Subject: Michael Runnels

This email is from the "subject" line and not from the "from" line. Also, F.U. Law F'ed up. Also vote for me. Also, this Jeremy Schiffer kid is better at computers than you are.

And last, but least:

From: Dean N.E.
To: Dean N.E.
Date: Friday - April 21, 2006 4:08 PM
Subject: Dear Students,

We F'ed up. Here's how. Your computer's connected to the internet. The internet's connected to the website. The website's connected to the URL. The URL's connected to the server. The server's connected to something else. And that something else no workie. Also, this Jeremy Schiffer kid is better at computers than you are.