Saturday, April 29, 2006

A great day for the medical profession...

Let's recap a little conversation I had recently:

FW: Dr. L, I keep getting these huge stress pimples. The rhinoceros strength benzyl peroxide is not working. Help me.
Dr. L: You have to carr me when you get them.
FW: Um, and will you talk to them over the phone?
Dr. L: No, you make appointment and come in.
FW: And then what?
Dr. L: I shoot it.
FW: So every time I feel that I am getting one, I have to leave my studying (slash blogging), make an appointment, come in, wait around to be seen, get shot, then pay the $35 co-pay, and then walk all the way back to the library?
Dr. L: Yes. But I onrry here Monday through Thursday, so if you get one on weekend, that is too bad.
FW: OK. Thanks?

Also, another message about erectile dysfunction makes it through my spam filter. Maybe spam filter sees all the Viagra pens, hats, scarves and ties I get from my urologist father and thinks I have the ED? Maybe spam filter is encouraging me to go out more? Who knows, but the language at the bottom of the email is most perplexing. I didn't make this up. It's almost poetic. O, unknown sender, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

From: (unknown sender) [it actually says that, i didn't edit it]
Date: April 29, 2006
Subject: (no subject)

"Cia-lis Sof`tabs" is better than Pfizer V`ia`g`ra
and normal Ci-ialis because:

- Guarantes 40 hours lasting
- Safe to take, no side efects at all
- Boost and increase se-xual performance
- Harder e`rectiiions and quick recharge
- Proven and certified by experts and doctors
- only $1.56 per tabs
- Special offeer! These prices
- are valid until 30th of April!

Clisk here:

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

if you are sniffiling or constantly having to blow your noise, please dont come to the library