Thursday, April 20, 2006

SBAHackGateWatch Day 2: Translating Treanor

It's day two of SBAHackGateWatch and our inboxes were blessed this morning with an email from the Dean himself. For those of you who need a translation, I have provided one below.

I know that it is close to the end of the semester and you are busy working on papers and completing outlines for your exams.
Translation: If you aren't done outlining by now, you are SCREWED. No 7 hour tape at BarBri is going to help you.

However, I do want to encourage you to take the time to vote for next year's SBA Executive Board. Voting will being on Monday, April 24th at 9 a.m. and end on Tuesday, April 25th at 5 p.m.
Translation: You read blogs and Page Six all day long anyway, you may as well log on to vote....again. Also, please note it's APRIL people, NOT January.

I also want to assure you that safeguards have been put in place to allay any concerns that vote tampering could occur.
Translation: We will try not to lose all the votes again and then blame it on student hackers. If we do, we'll just pick out of a god damn hat anyway, not like this fucking matters.

In addition, I want to confirm that the administration of the vote and the tabulation of the all the votes cast is done by Law School's IT Department. No law student is involved in this process.
Translation: Anyone know a good IT person? We didn't have problems like this at YALE LAW SCHOOL.

I look forward to working with next year's SBA Executive Board and thank this year's Board for all their hard work and everything they have done in support of the school.
Translation: What they hell are they even going to do next year? We're not even having a Centennial + 1 Gala. And it's not like they are going to bring in Cupcakes, because I DO THAT MY GOD DAMN SELF.

Have a great day.

Translation: Enjoy sitting in that 107ยบ Library all night long SUCKAS!!!!

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