Thursday, April 27, 2006

They must have gotten an ipod or something from their crapload of points cause why the f else would they be smiling?

My friend LL from a law school south of here raised an interesting question today: Why are these Westlaw peeps so f-ing happy? Did you ever think Legal Research could be this fun? F-Dubbs has some theories. Feel free to add your own.


1. They just got free flip-flops.

2. They just got free cupcakes.

3. They just had a threesome.

4. The two boys ask her to have a threesome and she says sure. Then they all start laughing because she only sleeps with women.

5. The two boys ask her to have a threesome and she says sure. Then they all start laughing because everyone involved is gay.

6. Prof H.B. just had a K review session with them and they have no choice but to laugh to avoid crying.

7. Prof Saigs just had a Prop review session with them and they have no choice but to laugh to avoid crying. Then they start crying.

8. They have actually seen the outside world in the last week.

9. They just finished their last final and realize they get to start reading the Bluebook.

10. They just found out Lexis is going to pay them double to go smile over there.

2 comments:

lindsey. said...

when you go to the lsac site, every time you reload it, a token individual from a different ethnicity pops up. it'll be like chinese guy, followed by black guy, followed by white girl, followed by hispanic dude...it's quite beautiful.

2L with time to spare said...

11. Smiling is a tried and true method of preventing yourself from vomiting. Seriously, I saw it on CSI.