You know what they say about a student body with small feet...and also extra large feet...

I wasn't really sure what to make of this email today, but I'm glad to have something else to talk about for the moment. I mean, are we all just super abnormal?

From: Dean T
Date: Thursday - May 4, 2006 11:14 AM
Subject: Flip-Flops: Small and Extra Large

Dear Fordham Law School Students,

We have recently placed an order for additional flip flops in small and extra large sizes, because of the unexpectedly high demand for those sizes.

Translation: We bought flip-flops for people with normal sized peen-peens, but it seems like students here either have huge peen-peens or very small peen-peens. This didn't happen at YALE LAW SCHOOL where everyone had very, very intelligent peen-peens.

And for the love of G*d people, please don't post comments about people at F.U. Law you've hooked up with's peen-peen sizes because I really don't want more anger directed at me for giving you pervs a forum...