Don't worry, the Po-Po are here to protect us...

I don't want to speculate as to why the fuzz is outside in large numbers, for fear of fanning flames, so will just OBSERVE that there are a large numbers of po-po outside the building, the timing of which does raise some eyebrows...

FishWatch Poll

Would you rather be in the tank with David Blaine, or studying future interests? Unforch, I don't have that special F.U. Law Examiner poll technology, but we'll make do:






___ Tank with David Blaine and his catheter

___ To A for life, then to B and the hairs of his body.

You know what they say about a student body with small feet...and also extra large feet...

I wasn't really sure what to make of this email today, but I'm glad to have something else to talk about for the moment. I mean, are we all just super abnormal?

From: Dean T
Date: Thursday - May 4, 2006 11:14 AM
Subject: Flip-Flops: Small and Extra Large

Dear Fordham Law School Students,

We have recently placed an order for additional flip flops in small and extra large sizes, because of the unexpectedly high demand for those sizes.

Translation: We bought flip-flops for people with normal sized peen-peens, but it seems like students here either have huge peen-peens or very small peen-peens. This didn't happen at YALE LAW SCHOOL where everyone had very, very intelligent peen-peens.

And for the love of G*d people, please don't post comments about people at F.U. Law you've hooked up with's peen-peen sizes because I really don't want more anger directed at me for giving you pervs a forum...

LibraryIcedCoffeeMeltdown5/3/06Watch Day 2: This thing is bigger than we thought...

This incident may be even more serious than we originally thought. Overheard today after the CivPro Final:

F.U. Student 1: OMG, were you in the library yesterday morning?
F.U. Student 2: No, I wasn't but I heard all about it.
F.U. Student 1: Wow, you totally should have seen her, it was amazing. Can't believe you weren't there.
F.U. Student 2: I know, this is just like 9/11 when I was in the Hamptons and missed the whole thing.

LibraryIcedCoffeeMeltdown5/3/06Watch Day 2: Crazy in the Caf

I almost didn't believe one commenter yesterday, so had to check it out for myself. Lo(han) and behold, someone has in fact placed a sign on the free hot beverages. "Not For Throwing" is one option for the IcedCoffeeMeltdown T-Shirts FishWatch is making. Other suggestions include "Got Coffeed at F.U." and "CoffeeWrestleMania2006." Please suggest others. Winning slogan gets a free shirt.

LibraryIcedCoffeeMeltDownMay3rd2006Watch: This thing is having BROAD implications on all matters of F.U. Life...

We have already seen the implications of LibraryIcedCoffeeMeltDown5/3/06. Security at the front door was incredibly tight today coming back in from lunch. They actually made JF take her ID out of her wallet and looked at it. My backpack was given the extra eye by Library personnel. (Admittedly, it had a sandwich and carrot/apple/orange/grapefruit juice from lunchbox in it - it's delicious). The Faculty has been instructed by the higher ups at Rose Hill to wear stain proof clothes and lock doors when inside their offices. Students have been advised to take plenty of echinacea. The PIRC has evacuated all non-essential volunteers.

By now we have all realized that this is going to be the new day we refer to as the day that changed things, like "Ever since 5/3/06, I just can't bring myself to eat sashimi," and "ever since IcedCoffeeMeltdown my ambien just hasn't been working." At least we still have sushi and lunesta.

LibraryIcedCoffeeMeltDownMay3rd2006Watch: For the screenplay writers out there...

A reader sent us an IM play by play of what happened this morning. Yes I have a final tomorrow, but this is far more important. Obvi this will be a pivotal scene in "Trace Higgs: The Movie Musical."


[redacted] (9:37:09 AM): so a girl (1L) comes in, and the guy from the desk
follows her and is like i'm sorr you can't drink that coffee in here
[redacted] (9:37:41 AM): she was like yes i can , he wa slike no i'm
sorry you can't ... she goes, ar eyou fucking kidding, he goes, you
can't drink the coffee, she goes get out fo my fucking face i'm
drinking my coffee here
[redacted] (9:38:08 AM): he leaves, comes back and was like you can't
have the coffee, she was like are you fucking nuts and totally freaked
out on him... then threw the stupdi coffee in question at him
[redacted] (9:38:12 AM): fortunately its ices
[redacted] (9:38:19 AM): and now just got kcicked out of the library by security
[redacted] (9:38:56 AM): she is fighting with security
[redacted] (9:39:06 AM): i mean honestly, would it really have been so
hard to give up your coffee
[redacted] (9:39:09 AM): she is hystercially cfrying
[redacted]: they are sending her to the deans